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Name: Alex
Location: Baltimore, Maryland, United States
Birthday: 7/10/1988
Gender: Male
Interests: MY AMAZINGLY...AMAZING AND SEXY EMILY!!!...and im gonna go against the grain and NOT put bands i listen to here :P playing guitar, masticating, watching tv, being retarded, duuurrrrrrr....
Expertise: rrrrrrr........oh
being gentlemanly...and retarded...and sweet, supposedly...and im a "good" actor, as said by a sober and drunken redhead :P
and pleasing my emily ;)
Occupation: Student
Industry: Other
Message: message me
Website: visit my website
AIM:  PsycoPenguin01
AIM:  guymissinholly
AIM:  UBERKOOLLOSER
Member Since:
12/12/2004
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| "Orson adn I studied a sculpture of a steel scimitar balanced on a pair
of tumbling dice carved from whirte marble, which were in turn balanced
on a highly polished representation of hearth hewn form blue mareble,
which itself was perched upon a large mound of bronze cast to resemble
a pile of dog poop...Initially we believed that the meaning was clear.
The scimitar represents war or death. The tumbling dice represent fate.
The blue marble sphere, which is Earth, is a statement about the human
condition: We live or die according to the whims of fate, our lives on
this world ruled by cold chance. The bronze dog poop at the
bottom is a minimalist repetition of the same theme: Life is shit. Many
learned analyses have followed the first. The scimitar, for example,
might not be a scimitar at all; it might be a crescent moon. The
dice-like forms might be sugar cubes. THe blue sphere might not be our
nurturing planet-merely a bowling ball. What the various forms
symbolize can be interpreted in a virtually infinite numver of ways,
although it is impossible to conceibe of the bronze casting as anything
but dog poop. Seen as a moon, sugar cubes, and a bowling ball,
this masterwork may be a worning that our highest aspirations (reaching
the moon) cannot be achieved if we punish our bodies and agitate
our minds by eating too many sweets or if we sustain lower-back injury
by trying too hard to torque the ball when we're desperate to pick up a
seven-ten split. THe bronze dog poop, therefore, reveals to us
the ultimate consequences of a bad diet combined with obsessive
bowling: Life is shit...Getting up rom the bench, I pointed to the
sculpture. 'Not a scimitar. Not a moon. It's the smile of the invisible
Cheshire cat from Alice in Wonderland.'
Orson turned to gaze up at the masterwork. 'Not dice. Not sugar cubes,'
I continued. 'A pair of either the grow-small or grow-big pills that
Alice took in the story.' Orson considered this with interest...'Not a
symbol of the earth. Not a blue bowling ball. A big blue eye. Put it
all together and what does it mean?' Orson looked at me for
elucidation. 'The Cheshire smile is the artist laughing at the gullible
people who paid him so handsomely. The pair of pills represents the
drugs he was high on when he created this junk. The blue eye is
his eye, adn the reason you can't see his other eye is because he's
winking it. The bronze bile at the bottom is, of course, dog
poop, which is intended to be a pungent critical comment on the
work-because, as everyone knows, dogs are the most perceptive of all
critics.' "
~from Dean Koontz's Fear Nothing
great book go read it, for all wondering where i was for a week n a half...Italy...and thats about it...oh yeah and...
I LOVE EMILY!!!
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| I LOVE EMILY!!!!
ok now that thats outta the way...ummmmm...nuttin much goin on...OH fall show, auditions next week its a comedy play go try out, all u need is a comedic monologue...and to SIGN UP! ok that is all really...ummmm
oh yeah...everyone is UBER KOOL©!!
...and I LOVE EMILY!!!
~Alexander the Great
(cool color stuffe, eh? )
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http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/hobbits
^THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO EISENGARD!!!!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/taters
^PO-TA-TOES!!
there are links but you might not be able to see them
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| Writing for mirrored will commence shortly, in the mean time, lets
start up an audition list, if i have not contacted you already and you
would like to audition please respond, ok ttyall later
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| Ok, for all u confuddled about the last entry...i am making a movie....it is called mirrored...i need ppl to help write script...that is basically it...i dont want to release any info yet so....interested, also if u just wanna act in it u can respond too, just let me know and ill send u info bout auditions hopefully this can get written by/ before school starting then we can really advertise for auditions...then...filming...then...premiere...then...THE FAME!!! or the humility...whichever happens to occur, lol but yeah respond please this can become a reality...with YOUR help, thats right, im talking to YOU!!!
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